Who Watches the WATCHMEN? VIII

[macjac]

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AAAAAHHHHHHHHH! They're MULTIPLIN'!



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[DDreiberg]

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Gah! Too many images! :P:

[TreeBeard]

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macjac wrote:
:1tup: COOL!

Another Watchmen Fan! :cheers:
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I'll give us something to talk about
while we get to know each other better.

speaking of getting to know each other ..
another writer called you "SHE".
Is that correct?

[macjac]

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TreeBeard wrote:
speaking of getting to know each other ..
another writer called you "SHE".
Is that correct?

<------MacJac.queline------>

Although it isn't always readily apparent
by my mannerism, yes I am ALL Woman.

why?

[EdX]

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macjac wrote:
* Vaughn Bode' *
Once upon a time at 2:30 in the afternoon, their was a wise and benevolent
(Mac)wizard who wore a big hat and went by the handle...

* *

i don't know about your watchmen yet, but i'm a long time cheech wizard fan. been a while since i read any of it, but i still know when i'm having a cheech wizard moment. :g

of course when it comes to adult comics, there's nothing quite like a guy with his head stuffed up a vagina and followed around by a buxom babe.

so what does the magic man have to do with your watchmen?

[TreeBeard]

[macjac]

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EdX wrote:
i don't know about your watchmen yet, but i'm a long time cheech wizard fan. been a while since i read any of it, but i still know when i'm having a cheech wizard moment. *

of course when it comes to adult comics, there's nothing quite like a guy with his head stuffed up a vagina and followed around by a buxom babe.

so what does the magic man have to do with your watchmen?

macjac wrote:
THE WATCHMEN is just the name of the thread
so that the longstanding members of a bygone forum
(or 4) can identfy our old hangout.

It's an OPEN TOPIC Thread.
the only connection (if there indeed needs to be one)
is that I love them BOTH!
Stick around, and you're likely to trip over some R.Crumb
and George Carlin too!

[macjac]

I was busy scanneing a pict. of my Manx, Fritz D.Katt,
I would have posted it here IF I COULD HAVE figured
out iDisc on the fly :upset: But since I didn't...
...I posted it in the Gallery :P

[EdX]

Here let me be the one to stick the first foot out :g

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
Êthese dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

ÊWho was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat
the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

ÊWhy do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
Êcrisp, which no decent human being would eat?

ÊWhy is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

ÊIf Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

ÊCan a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

ÊIf the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,
why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

ÊWhy do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
pointÊ to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

ÊWhy does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are
goingÊ to look up there anyway?

ÊWhy does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both dogs!

ÊWhat do you call male ballerinas?

ÊIf Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't
he just buy dinner?

ÊIf quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

ÊIf corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables,Ê then what is baby oil made from?

ÊIf electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

ÊIs Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

ÊWhy do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
Êtune?

ÊDo illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

ÊWhy do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but
callÊ it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

ÊDid you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

ÊDoes pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

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not exactly toledo window box, but it's a start.....:aw:

(George Carlin, for anyone still wondering at this point )

[macjac]

Good God, that actually had me laughing out loud!
Welcome to the Watchmen!