OK, it's a little more like "TheAppleDoctor Sits Very Carefully In The Saddle Again", but that doesn't sound as romantic.

Never one to do things the normal way, I managed to f**k myself up in a way that left me with a five-inch incision instead of the expected one-inch one, and a minimum of six weeks recovery time as opposed to four. Oh well, I have always believed that anything worth doing is worth doing well.

Wednesday I was given the OK to start walking...

So... all this time I thought that you really ought to have Something To Say before you start blogging, but after seeing multiple blogs I realize that all you need is enough egotism to believe that someone will actually care about what you have to say. Kinda like a diary that you HOPE your little brother will read.

So without further ado: Da dah dah dah...

TheAppleDoctor's blog.

Batteries not included. Some assembly required.


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